Yes, that time of year again

Hey blog fans! How’s it hanging?

Rather than a long introduction as to why it’s been an embarrassing amount of time since my last post, let’s all just agree with my good friend Lauren when she so eloquently and correctly said, “You suck at blogging.” Indeed, indeed.

And so, what have I been up to? And why would I come back to this failed experiment, you may ask?

It’s simple – soon, I’ll no longer be employed.

Let me take you back. For some time now, I’ve been working as a transcriber for Hybrid Films, a documentary production company and, incidentally, a five-minute walk from my front door. My job entails watching unedited footage from the show Parking Wars and Dog the Bounty Hunter and transcribing the dialogue. Jealous? I thought so.

Of course, my job was always temporary, but I’m sad that it has to end so soon. Having somewhere to be during weekdays makes me feel almost adult. Not to mention, my coworkers rule. Nothing was more bittersweet than last week’s pumpkin carving contest. This was our team’s entry:

Yeah, I know. Awesome.

But now I have to consider my next step. Unfortunately, it’s full of uncertainty.  Freelancer? Sure. Waitress? I could do that. Bee keeper? Let’s not shoot for the moon my first time out.

So what’s next for me?

Hell if I know. I’m not even sure where I’m going with this blog post. Maybe I just wanted to show off my death star pumpkin. Yeah, that sounds like me.